Today's Unholy Feast

Get ready. Bc this is what today consisted of:

4 buttermilk biscuits piled sky high with butter and six Little Debbie Boston Creme Cakes for dessert.

So much butter! I am disgusting!

Chocolate cake with vanilla frosting.

Lemon cake with whipped cream lemon icing.

This, on top of regular meals.  

I don't really have anything else to say today, it's too depressing.

Buttermilk Biscuits, OMG! I HATE YOU!

Soooo THIS happened about twenty minutes ago.

I went to the grocery store just to buy some dog food and some fresh fruit. I SWEAR that was my only plan.

but then there were these four HUGE buttermilk biscuits on sale looking at me in the face like, EAT ME! EAT ME! 

So I bought them, a contiainer of butter, and some Little Debbie snack cakes (the new ones shaped like coral reefs or whatever). 

I brought them home, and I started buttering the biscuits after I heated them.  Then I starts thinking about that container of butter and I was like, well, what else will I use it for? And I figured nothing! So I used it ALL on the biscuits. Empty butter container here now.

Those biscuits... OMG I have never tasted anything so GOOD! Wow! It has been years since I ate real, honest to god biscuits and O M G .

Then I tackled the snack cakes.

OMG. I AM SUCH A FAT ASS.