Where are you on the global fat scale?

Apparently, pretty high.  Go here: http://www.bbc.com/news/health-18770328#G2A30H1.61W51.26C169. You plug in your info like age, sex, height, weight, country, and it tells you where you fall in terms of weight/height in comparrison to the whole world.

Here's a screen cap featuring what it said about me.

Above average.  Yep.  That's about half the list of countries, btw.  It goes down farther but I couldn't cap it all.  So I'm fatter than 65% of people in my country and fatter than 95% of people in the world.  That feels good.  NOT.  

Merry Christmas to me.